Housebound - Day 54

Irony's a bitch.

From CNN:
New York (CNN Business)The national meat shortage has come for Wendy's. The fast food chain says some menu items are unavailable, and one analyst estimates nearly one in five of Wendy's restaurants are out of beef.
 
 New Wendy’s Menu Items

Corona Burger
Like bread? Who doesn’t! (Except those silly gluten-free people.) Features two buns with nothing in between.
 
Tofu Baconator® Bunanator®
Loads of crispy tofu piled high atop other loads of crispy tofu, sandwiched between our special meatless buns.
 
The Bunion®
How’s a big stack of fried onions, mounded over eye-tearing raw onions, and served on a brioche sound? Sounds like you’ll be cryin’ for more!
 
Triple Notpossible® Burger
Our newest hit is playing your song: a half-pound seaweed and kale patty smothered in tofu cheese that tastes like the real thing: if the real thing tastes awful.
 
Hickory Smoked Barbecue Bulgur®
You read that right, it’s not a burger but a bulgur, featuring delightfully taste-free bulgur wheat mixed with a cup of Dave’s special hickory bbq sauce. Served in our new Bunbowl®! Just try eating it without a fork and tons of napkins!
 
Dave’s Classic Lil’ Lettuce Lunch Combo
Iceberg right ahead: This one’s for the kiddies, with crisp, ice-cold iceberg lettuce slathered with ketchup and topped with salt and sugar. Includes fries, a soda, or milk (ha ha!)
 
-- Josh Piven