New cocktails at the Trump International Hotel and Tower
Sex on the Bleach
Scrumptious new concoction featuring peach schnapps, vodka, cranberry juice, and 100% non-diluted Clorox. Hope you’ve got a sweet tooth and a current will!
Trump Rusty Nail
An update of a classic featuring scotch, Drambuie, and actual metal shavings from a rusty nail. Bet you can drink just one!
This one will remind you of that end-of-summer fling, and features vodka, grapefruit, cranberry, and a Febreze floater. The fresh smell with knock you out!
Gin and Carbolic
Tonic is so last week as we re-freshen this summer classic with a generous helping of carbolic acid. Please pay before ordering.
It’s hard to improve a classic, but we’ve done it with this complex drink featuring whiskey, lemon juice, egg white, and scouring powder. Bring a designated ambulance driver for this one!
Nothing says summer like this trendy Prosecco cocktail, but with a special Trump twist: a double schpritz of Lysol disinfectant. Try one poolside… or graveside!
What better way to start your 14-day quarantine than this re-imagined classic featuring not rye buy lye! Garnished with a radioactive cherry, we hope someone’s watching the kids—til they’re 18!
-- Josh Piven