Housebound - Day 43

Bet you can drink just one!

New cocktails at the Trump International Hotel and Tower
 
Sex on the Bleach
Scrumptious new concoction featuring peach schnapps, vodka, cranberry juice, and 100% non-diluted Clorox. Hope you’ve got a sweet tooth and a current will!
 
Trump Rusty Nail
An update of a classic featuring scotch, Drambuie, and actual metal shavings from a rusty nail. Bet you can drink just one!
 
Sea Febreze
This one will remind you of that end-of-summer fling, and features vodka, grapefruit, cranberry, and a Febreze floater. The fresh smell with knock you out!
 
Gin and Carbolic
Tonic is so last week as we re-freshen this summer classic with a generous helping of carbolic acid. Please pay before ordering.
 
Whiskey Scour
It’s hard to improve a classic, but we’ve  done it with this complex drink featuring whiskey, lemon juice, egg white, and scouring powder. Bring a designated ambulance driver for this one!
 
Lysol Spritz
Nothing says summer like this trendy Prosecco cocktail, but with a special Trump twist: a double schpritz of Lysol disinfectant. Try one poolside… or graveside!
 
Trump Manhattan
What better way to start your 14-day quarantine than this re-imagined classic featuring not rye buy lye! Garnished with a radioactive cherry, we hope someone’s watching the kids—til they’re 18!
 
-- Josh Piven