A selection of recent headlines
Federal judge blocks Kansas limits on religious gatherings (Politico)
Darwinism in the COVID era! Love it!
COVID-19 Is Leaving Its Mark On The Cannabis Industry, Insiders Say (Huffpost)
Hacking cough: COVID or big bong hit?
Porn Is ‘Free’ During Coronavirus and Right-Wingers Are Losing Their Minds Over It (DailyBeast)
We’ve finally found an industry that doesn’t require a bailout! Huzzah!
Would You Care if a White Man Cured Covid-19? (Wall Street Journal, paywall)
What. The. Fuck. does this even mean?
Michael Cohen will be released from prison due to pandemic (CNN)
Begs Trump not to shoot him on Fifth Avenue
The ‘Journalist’ Who Blamed Trump for Someone Drinking Fish Tank Cleaner Strikes Again (RedState)
Speaking as someone who’s contemplated many a Draino cocktail since Trump was elected…
Pennsylvania liquor stores to offer curbside pickup starting Monday (Inquirer)
“Um, Sir, could you not chug that entire handle of Jack on the sidewalk…”
‘Very, Very Scary’: Officials Dumbfounded as Florida Beaches Reopen, 3 Days After Death Spike (DailyBeast)
Can’t Florida just secede already? Seriously. Would Cuba accept it? Like as a gift?
Trump Sons’ Romantic Partners Reportedly Receive $180,000 a Year From Reelection Campaign (Slate)
The sad lesson of Stormy Daniels: Just put ‘em on the payroll already!
-- Josh Piven