 What mask are YOU? From the Times:
Face masks have become an emblem in the fight against the coronavirus, with officials in the United States and elsewhere recommending — and in some cases requiring — that people wear them to help slow the spread of the deadly outbreak. Here’s a look at some of the types of masks you might encounter, how they work, what to consider when making your own and the level of protection they could provide. New mask options and what they say about you. Paper bag with holes cut out mask New Orleans Saints fan Nixon mask You are not a crook Pantyhose mask You are a crook Fancy mask on a long stick You think you’re a French aristocrat Tiny strip of black cloth mask You’re the Riddler Mask with round ears You’re in the Mickey Mouse Club Burlap sack mask You’ve been kidnapped by ISIS Wet burlap sack mask You’ve been waterboarded by the CIA Mask made from an actual human face You’re Hannibal Lecter Diamond-encrusted mask You’re Elton John or Liberace. Clay mask You’re a teen with pimples Salvador Dali mask You’re a fan of Casa de Papel Mask made from scarf You’re Lawrence of Arabia Tiger mask You’re Carol Baskin No mask You’re Superman. Or Trump. --Josh Piven Comments are closed.
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